Just call me Kitty...Kitty Guam.

Aparently I could go incognito with the super secret code name of Kitty Guam. What is your Ron Mexico? Go to the Ron Mexico name generator to find out:

Ron Mexico Name Generator

If you hadn't heard about the Ron Mexico thing, you are in good company. Britt told me about it tonight. There's a pro football player who gave a woman herpes while calling himself Ron Mexico...clever. What, did he want her to think he was a porn star or something!? Anyway, his identity was no secret to this woman when she saw his media coverage. She must have thought, "Hey, I thought that guy's name was Ron Mexico! Damn! Foiled again!!"

Better go by something a little less ridiculous next time, "Ron."